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Extra Pop-Tarts

By Ryan, November 9, 2005

Remember way back in the day, when Pop-Tarts decided to upgrade to boxes with 8 Pop-Tarts instead of 6?

Yeah, me neither, I just saw it advertised on an old video tape the other day from back when I recorded Rescue 911 episodes. (Looking back, I think I only watched that show because it had rescue vehicles.) Anyhoo, on the commercial I’m referring to, it asked people if they “Like finding things?” If you’re like me - the average normal teenager - then you love finding things. Here is a short list of things I have found in the last week that I loved finding:

  • Hair gel
  • 7 quarters
  • A bucket of candy labeled “Halloween 2001”*
  • A girlfriend
  • A reason to dump her
Like I always say, life is never boring. But do you think any things of note found me over the last week? If you “icks-nay on the irl-gay,” then no, not really. But let’s look back about 10 years. When I was like, 6, or something, Jesus found me. I bet you anything in the world that He was more excited to find me than I was to find that old Halloween candy. Even as delicious as melted chocolate is, I still think that Jesus is more excited to come into our lives than we could ever be.

Now do you understand why we’re supposed to go convert more people to Christ? Not for the glory, but because it will make Jesus happy.

Do you think that cheerleader I dumped would still be interested in coming to church with me? Only one way to find out... if only I had her e-mail address...

Okay, that joke is getting old. I’ll just be over here...

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