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Bible Translation

By Ryan, May 7, 2006

Just a creative thought that popped in my head...

What if there was an NFL translation of the Bible?

John 3:16 would look something like this...

For God so loved the NFL that he gave His only begotten Dallas Cowboys that whoever believes in them shall not be disappointed in the postseason but have a winning team to root for in Super Bowl XLI.
Pretty bold prediction, but pretty funny. I mean, it made me laugh.

Now I gotta go play “Candy Land” with my cousin whose house I’m at right now.

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Blogger Kristin P:

Love the Bible Verus
August 20, 2007 2:30 PM

Blogger Ryan:

Verse. *exasperated sigh*
August 20, 2007 2:33 PM

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