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About Justin Venezio

Joined July 14, 2006

If I could have any superpower, I would be able to: fly

My favorite flavor of ice cream is: vanilla

My favorite flower is the: daffodil (only because I live on Daffodil Way)

The best food I’ve ever tasted is: Nathan [my brother], of course!

A food I can cook is: nothing... if I tried to cook something, I’d burn it

Some things that make me happy are: the computer, family

Something that irritates me is: Gabriel [my brother] grinding his teeth

My bathroom is painted: a shade of brown

I would like to retire to: my house

If I could trade lives with someone, I would trade with: Jesus, because, well... I just can’t explain how great He is... I don’t have the words to do it

If I had to cook all my meals, I would probably survive on: umm... something easy... cheese, butter, and bread (grilled cheese)

If I could be the best at any sport I wanted to be good at, it would be: tennis

The thing I like most about Texas is: um... well... I don’t know... is there anything great about it?

My favorite song is: Live Out Loud by Steven Curtis Chapman

About Ryan T. Wilson

Joined October 3, 2005

If I could have any superpower, I would be able to: turn invisible

My favorite flavor of ice cream is: frozen

My favorite flower is the: (There’s kinds of flowers?)

The best food I’ve ever tasted is: the Wendy’s Stack Attack

A food I can cook is: eggs

Some things that make me happy are: a 2001 Chevy Malibu named Tony

Something that irritates me is: people using “your” and “you’re” interchangably

My bathroom is painted: dark blue

I would like to retire to: Justin’s house

If I could trade lives with someone, I would trade with: someone’s dog... that would be awesome

If I had to cook all my meals, I would probably survive on: burned toast

If I could be the best at any sport I wanted to be good at, it would be: football

The thing I like most about Texas is: myself

My favorite song is: Crippling Machine by A Rotterdam November

About the Name

People in the past have asked me about the title “Faulty Jeans.”

Okay, so it was only one person, but I’m sure others have wondered.

The really retarded idea came to me when I saw a girl wearing the most hideous jeans I had ever seen. Not like I’m obsessed with what kind of jeans girls wear, but she was definitley sacrificing her reputation by wearing that piece of garbage. But then I said to myself, “Self? What are you thinking? God still loves her, even if her jeans do look like a blue accident.” And then that self of mine said back to me, “Ryan, maybe you should make a blog called ‘Faulty Jeans,’ and let that be all symbolic or whatever for God not caring what you look like ’cuz His love is unconditional.” And I said to myself, “Self, you’re a genius. Where would I be without you?”

Where would I be without myself?